Sure we all know that Hollywood isn’t real life, but to discover that a number of celebrity babes and heart throbs are BAD KISSERS is honestly a shock to the system. But if gossip is to be believed then a few of our brightest stars are terrible smoochers! And how can we go on if we don’t know which famous people can’t even kiss well? So we’ve put together this little guide of the worst celebrity kissers, most you’ll find surprising! While a few will seem…obvious.
J-Law’s dorky-but-cool shtick seems a little calculated to us, and her being a slobbery bad kisser seems to be pretty on-brand. But rumor has it Jennifer Lawrence‘s co-stars have found her to be a sloppy kisser, maybe it’s true and she’s no star-athlete when it comes to tonsil hockey. But we still find it kind of hard to believe.
She kissed a girl and she liked it: but did the other lady? Katy Perry’s sex bomb image apparently doesn’t extend to her kissing skills. But maybe she has other talents when it comes to making out, let’s keep the dream alive and hope so.
Tom Cruises’ Mission Impossible co-star Thandie Newton claims, “Kissing Tom Cruise was slightly icky and sort of wet.” Who’d have thought this obviously heterosexual man who loves kissing women and just women and only wants to kiss people of the opposite sex would turn out to be a bad kisser?
Bad news everybody! Even though Angie is renowned for her stunning looks, body, and frank and open talk about her sex life, however, when it comes to making out actor James McAvoy stated, “I can tell you what it was like to kiss her on a film set. It was awkward, sweaty, and not very nice.” There is obviously something very, very wrong with this man.
Tommy Lee Jones
Here’s one that should surprise no one. We don’t think anybodies head exploded from the news from actress Sally Fields
that Tommy Lee Jones is a terrible kisser. It doesn’t seem to be something he’d care about.
Getting to First Base with Jessica Simpson is reputedly an unpleasant experience. Too much tongue? Too little tongue? Tongue biting? We’ll leave you to try to guess the details as to why she’s no snogging queen.
Poor Brad, he really knows how to pick them. Past lovers of Jennifer Aniston’s
have blabbed to the tabloids that she’s a cold and passionless kisser who isn’t much interested in any kind of physical affection. Don’t worry Jen, we don’t believe them for a second.
Nooooo not Marilyn Monroe! One of Marilyn’s legendary co-stars, Tony Curtis, reported that kissing her was like “kissing Hitler.” Behind her bombshell image Marilyn was secretly a self-conscious and nervous person. Perhaps she was too flustered to kiss well while onset.
Did any of these surprise YOU? Tell us about it in the comments section below!