A bunch of roided-up Greeks go to war that decimate both sides because…of a chick? Oh, that’s not the only reason to kill a bunch there’s also the great reason that the gods are dicks,<\/p>\n And because testosterone ruins everything.<\/p>\n Also, this is the one by Homer<\/a>,<\/p>\n and has the famous\u00a0Trojan Horse scene.<\/p>\n Sure it’s the greatest work in the English language, but it’s The Lion King<\/em>…<\/p>\n Except if Nala goes crazy and kills herself,<\/p>\n and, every other character dies at the end.<\/p>\n Do some people deserve to die and is morality consistent and existent outside of humans?<\/p>\n Also, a lot of sad cold Russians, dreams, and too much of the color yellow.<\/p>\n Russians battle Napoleon,<\/p>\n and a bunch of rich, privileged, aristocrats have a bunch of feels.<\/p>\n Then there’s 400 pages of philosophical musings.<\/p>\n No, there’s no such thing as ghosts,<\/p>\n but being a dick has consequences on the people around you for a really, really, \u00a0long time.<\/p>\n Also, “wuthering” is a word?!<\/p>\n Not that David Copperfield, this one from the Dickens book.<\/p>\n And Charles Dickens got paid by the word if you’re wondering why this book is so gee-dee long. So, lets break it down for you: Victorian England is a super-sad place,<\/p>\n and a boy grows to a man through extreme poverty and mostly everybody in the country being a dick to him.<\/p>\n But he then marries a sensible woman and lives happily ever after.<\/p>\n Oh, f@#k I’ve read this twice now and I have no idea.<\/p>\n Here stare at this for a week and it’ll be liking reading James Joyce’s Finnegan’s Wake<\/em>.<\/p>\n Spoiler alert, the hero dies at the end (but he gets better).<\/p>\n![\"war\"](\"https:\/\/bestgifs.makeagif.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/war.gif\")
<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\nHamlet<\/em><\/h2>\n
<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\nCrime & Punishment<\/em><\/h2>\n
<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\nWar & Peace<\/em><\/h2>\n
<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\nWuthering Heights<\/em><\/h2>\n
<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\nDavid Copperfield<\/em><\/h2>\n
<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\nFinnegan’s Wake<\/em><\/h2>\n
<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\nThe Bible<\/h2>\n
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