At first glance the cliche “looks aren’t everything” doesn’t seem to apply to Hollywood and the world of entertainment. But if you’re looking for some proof that true love can win out and any dude can get ahead, we’ve compiled this list of hot celeb women who are partnered with guys who don’t match up in the looks department. It’s like a goddamn fairy tale where talent and a sense of humor (and sometimes a s-ton of money) wins the princess’ heart for the deformed troll.
Christina Hendricks & Geoffrey Arend
What’s going on here? Here’s curvy goddess Christina Hendricks, known as one of the best actresses on television and among the world’s most beautiful and sexy women and her husband Geoffrey Arend, who is better known as “Who?” and “Ugh!”. She must love a funny man as Geoff is a comedian. Or she drunkenly ran over a homeless person in the middle of the night, and he happened to be there and snapped pics on his phone for blackmail. One or the other.
Elizabeth Banks & Max Handleman
Elizabeth Banks is a ravishing actress who embodies every attribute our culture finds sexy. It breaks our heart that she married Humpty Dumpty. If her husband Max Handelman makes her happy then that’s all that matters. Let’s hope their children get her genes.
Mary-Kate Olsen & Olivier Sarkozy
Money and power are hot and French banker Olivier Sarkozy is mad rich, helps run the world’s financial system, and is brother to a former president of France. So he can get away looking like this:
And still marry Mary-Kate Olsen regardless of their age difference or mismatched appearances.
Amber Tamblyn & David Cross
Single dudes who are reading this searching for solace. work on your comedy routine now. Take an improv class and go to stand up open-mics, because there’s hope for you. Take actress Amber Tamblyn and comedian David Cross. He’s 20 years her senior and double her weight yet this knockout married him.
Salma Hayek & François-Henri Pinault
Okay, let’s just boil this article down to “Want to marry a gorgeous actress? Be funny or a be a French billionaire.” Salma Hayek, a woman who somehow just keeps getting hotter, is married to businessman and possible James Bond villain François-Henri Pinault. He’s worth a cool $15 billion, but I’m sure Salma loves him for his sparkling personality.
Any celebrity women paired with unlikely men that we forgot about? Are you a henchmen for François-Henri Pinault and want to leave a warning of how this piece’s author will be murdered in the night? Are you Geoffrey Arend Googling yourself and are happy that someone knows who you are? Leave it all in the comments section below!
